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Hardcore Rules
These rules were created by Tom McKee and James Starkey (the sensays). They are in no way ment to offend
anyone, but if they do then it is your own fault and shouldn't of read them in the first place.
- Not everything is hardcore
- Camp can never be hardcore- whatever the circumstances
- Weights sessions are hardcore if you do something stupidly difficult
- An event is hardcore if it was fucked up in some way
- You cannot call yourself hardcore- you either are hardcore or your not
- If you crash your car it’s going to of been hardcore
i. Crashing into a car such as a Porsche is definitely hardcore
ii. Crashing into a volvo is fucking retarded, not hardcore
- Drinking yourself to the point of unconsciousness is not hardcore- just
fucking stupid
- If you think you’re hardcore but not sure then you’re not
- Pushing stuff to the max is hardcore
- Rex Kwan Doe is hardcore (only if you can do good impressions and actually
know who he is)
- St Paddy’s day and 3 day weekends are the national hardcore drinking
times
- Hitting people in the bollocks is never hardcore
- Eating 2 boxes of Fabs is hardcore (especially in Winter)
- Playing Gallic Football in the snow for an hour is hardcore
- Dancing for 5 hours is hardcore
- Drugs aren’t hardcore, funny or in fact cool
- If you are female, by definition you cannot be hardcore
- French, Americans and possibly Germans will never be hardcore
- The ability to slam a revolving door is hardcore
- Going to a private school reduces your hardcore ability. Going to a
public (not state) school means you can never be hardcore - however hard you
try. Posh states schools also reduce hardcore ability
- Do not confuse retarded actions with hardcore moves
- Gangster rap will never be hardcore, neither will Eminem
- If you say something is hardcore and it blatantly isn’t you should chop
your hand off in shame
- If you call these rules sexist then you’re not hardcore
- Shaking your fist in an appropriate manner is hardcore
- Complaining about the sensays or the rules isn’t hardcore
- Being 15 with 3 kids isn’t hardcore just very slutty
- Chavs are not hardcore
- Norman who works at Vue in Leeds is hardcore and a legend
- Robbing garden centre’s which are closing down and selling the goods on ebay is hardcore
- Blowing stuff up is hardcore as long as it's not a terrorist act
- Nights out drinking are not always hardcore, in fact they are very rarely hardcore
- Pimping snacks is hardcore, pimping shit cars is not
- Free running done properly (ie risking life/looks awesome) is hardcore
- Green Machine is the official hardcore drink (half a pint of Stella in a pint glass and then a bottle of blue WKD poured in)
- It’s hardcore to write off your family saloon by having it driven into by an inbred busd driver in the Lake District whilst it is parked
- Pits at gigs are hardcore
- Stage invasions are hardcore, as long as you are not mounted by a gypsy during them
- Man flu is the hardcore version of the common cold
- If you’re ginger, you’re not hardcore
- Being able to stay sobre at a house party/massive drinking night out is pretty hardcore
- Smoking isn’t hardcore, just retarded
- Brown would be the definition of hardcore if he wasn’t ginger
- Guns are not hardcore
- Bare hand-to-hand combat is pretty fucking hardcore (none of that drunken stuff)
- Rowing is hardcore as it uses every muscle group in body so it is a t-total when you race. Rugby is also hardcore due to the violence
- Taking a bullet for someone is hardcore
- Being kicked out of school for doing crazy ass stunts is pretty freakin hardcore
- Abusing the hardcore site is not hardcore
- A definition of hardcore - destroying two separate pieces of ilkley park on a friday night (not that we are condoning this behaviour)
- Humidity is not hardcore
- Sun burn is not hardcore in itself, but taking the risk to get burnt is hardcore to a certain extent
- Leeds Festival Weekend (with optional early permit pass) is the hardcorelife approved holiday
- Sex without a condom is not hardcore, especially if it’s a one night stand
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